{"id":823,"date":"2018-09-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-09T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/resource\/lordi-et-le-careme\/"},"modified":"2020-12-10T10:18:55","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T09:18:55","slug":"lordi-et-le-careme","status":"publish","type":"resource","link":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/resource\/lordi-et-le-careme\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;ordi et le Car\u00eame"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Pour se rapprocher du ciel, l\u2019informatique ne fait pas toujours \u00e9cran&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p>En cette p\u00e9riode de Car\u00eame, un brin d\u2019humour \u00e0 envoyer \u00e0 vos jeunes (et pourquoi pas en les mettant au d\u00e9fi d\u2019ajouter des notions \u00e0 la liste ci-dessous).<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"564\" height=\"106\" src=\"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/12\/ordi-careme-01_0.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/12\/ordi-careme-01_0.png 564w, https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/12\/ordi-careme-01_0-250x47.png 250w, https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2020\/12\/ordi-careme-01_0-75x14.png 75w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ton Mac rappelle la pomme croqu\u00e9e par Adam sur les conseils d\u2019\u00c8ve;<br>Ton PC est sous Windows, dont les quatre losanges forment une petite croix;<br>Ton premier logiciel s\u2019appelle Word, c\u2019est-\u00e0-dire le \u00ab Verbe \u00bb qui d\u2019ailleurs se fait cher;<br>Ton Facebook est ce livre des visages et des noms d\u00e9crit dans l\u2019Apocalypse;<br>Ton Twitter arbore un oiseau bleu, synth\u00e8se de la colombe de l\u2019Esprit et du bleu marial;<br>Tes r\u00e9seaux ne parlent que d\u2019aimer et de partager;<br>Ton wifi montre que l\u2019invisible peut te connecter \u00e0 l\u2019essentiel;<br>Ta toile n\u2019est qu\u2019une image du grand filet des p\u00eacheurs d\u2019hommes;<br>Pour ouvrir un travail, il faut toujours passer devant une ic\u00f4ne;<br>Pour enregistrer un document, on te demande si tu veux bien qu\u2019il soit \u00ab sauv\u00e9 \u00bb;<br>Pour le fermer, il faut que ta souris vienne embrasser la croix en haut \u00e0 droite\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et on me demande de couper mon ordinateur en Car\u00eame ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Source&nbsp;: Pierre Durieux<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour se rapprocher du ciel, l\u2019informatique ne fait pas toujours \u00e9cran&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":824,"template":"","tags":[1713,1730,1721,1626,1816],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/resource\/823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/resource"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/resource"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/church4you.be\/liege\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}